It's been a hard week for Elias. He's had roseola, and so has been feeling rotten. He had a fever all weekend-- not scorching, but  in the 102-103 department. (When Isaac had roseola, he topped 104.) And then on Saturday he was stung by

 he would have written this article:   

We're back from vacay in South Carolina. It was lovely there. I had always suspected that the reason it was so uncrowded and blissful was that we always went in the off season. Now for the first time, I've learned that no-- it's ALWAYS un