He is an alien, from the planet X. O. That explains a lot. I mean, would any child of mine use an "inappropriate finger gesture" at school? Refuse to complete any work whatsoever, nor sit down, nor refrain from jovially kicking, hitting, po

Asthma. It's looking all too possible that Elias, my precious little honey spilling, Benadryl drinking, climbing, dumping, smiling sunshine, has asthma. You see, he has this tendency to get croup. Like the slightest sniffle turns into a horrible

Major footwear issues around here, and it's not just fall fashion week. Basically the problem is that I have one (1) pair of shoes that I can stomach. All others bring about dizziness and motion sickness in very short order. Like, within minutes.

While all this vestibular constant process has been going on, the kids have maintained a steady supply of their usual comedy gold, which I feel must be captured before I forget. For one example... In the car one day, we were at a stop light. A woman